Weve all been humiliated by our own actions at one point or another, and when you go away to college where you dont always have the privacy youre used to and youre constantly meeting new peopleeven minor blunders can seem mortifying.
Your embarrassing moments may become legendary around campus, causing snickers whenever you walk into a room, but have no fear. Humiliating things happen to the best of us, and at some point theyll make great icebreakers. Once you start telling the story that begins with One time I色 you know youre on the road to recovery.
Here are 11 embarrassing moments youll hopefully never experience during your college years:
1. You walk in on someone in the bathroom. Whether you share a bathroom with your roommate or the entire floor, walking in on someone while theyre sitting on the toilet or singing show tunes in the shower isnt a pleasant experience.
2. Someone walks in on you in the bathroom. Its even worse if someone walks in on you before youve flushed the toilet. Especially if the room stinks and you havent sprayed any Lysol yet. Always, always lock the door.
3. The toilet clogged or overflowed while you were in the bathroom. Accidents happen, and not all bathrooms have plungers. If you clog the toilet or cause it to overflow and attempt to sneak out without being seen, someone is going to know that you were the culpritespecially if you only share the bathroom with one other person. And of course theyll point it out to you, shaking their head in disgust.
4. You catch your roommate naked. Sharing a dorm room with someone you barely know can be bad enough, and walking in on them in the buff will only add to the awkwardness.
5. Worse yet, you catch your roommate naked with a companion. Coming home from class early only to find your roomie and a special friend having fun will definitely make your face turn red.
6. Your roommate catches you naked. With or without a companion. And it doesnt even matter if youre alone or with someone, your face will be even redder when someone walks in on you without any clothes.
7. Your friends do stuff to you when youre drunk and take pictures for proof. Even if youre not a party animal, most college students have a few drinks every now and then, and it can be easy to underestimate just how many youve had. If you have a few too many and fall asleep, your friends might find it funny to give you obscene tattoos and/or a moustache with a black Sharpie. And take plenty of photos to blast all over the Internet, of course.
8. You throw up on yourself. Drinking may also lead to vomiting. Puking on yourself isnt fun either, especially if you arent home and cant change your clothes right away.
9. You wave and yell hi! to someone who wasnt the person you thought they were. Walking across a crowded campus, you see that hot guy or girl from your history class. As soon as you yell Hey, you! and start to wave like a moron, you realize its not the person you thought it was.
10. Your parents show up to surprise you, only to find out that you {fill in the blank.} If you live far from home, your parents will most likely let you know before they make plans to come visit. However, some folks like to pull the old 蹙喝娶梯娶勳莽梗! trick every now and then. If they knock on your door while any of the embarrassing things listed above—or something even worse—are happening shudder.
11. While walking to the front of the class to give a presentation, you trip and fall. College life does involve more than dorm life and parties. Lets not forget about those things called classes! Its a huge deal any time you have to give an important speech or presentation in front of your professor, so falling flat on your face before taking your spot at the podium isnt a wise idea. Ladies, skip the heels on presentation day.
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Melissa Rhone earned her Bachelor of Music in Education from the 911勛圖厙 of Tampa. She resides in the Tampa Bay area and enjoys writing about college, pop culture, and epilepsy awareness.